17 Jokes About Multilevel Marketing Companies That Are ALMOST Too Accurate To Be Funny

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In case you didn't know, a multilevel marketing (MLM) company is a company that emphasizes both direct sales and recruiting others to work under you, so you can receive a percentage of profit from the products they sell as well. The people above you are considered your "upline," and the people below you are considered your "downline." MLMs have been around for decades, and there's been plenty of controversy (like the infamous Lularoe lawsuits) over the years surrounding their business practices. I should also note that MLMs are legal, while pyramid schemes are not. The main difference is that MLMs involve the sale of products, and in a pyramid scheme, no actual product is sold.

And now, onto the jokes...

1. This reminder that no matter what, you're never truly safe:

You can run, but you can’t hide. from antiMLM

2. This spot-on comparison:

So accurate from antiMLM

3. This pivotal foundation to ✨ Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss ✨:

*cackle* from antiMLM

4. This man who, yes, knows EXACTLY WHAT WE WANT:

what women really want (edited) from antiMLM

5. This heartwarming tale of family bonds:

Mormons & MLMs go hand in hand. from antiMLM

6. This scary-accurate pitch:

Twitter at it's Finest from antiMLM

7. This poignant commentary on coming-of-age:

or water filters... from antiMLM

8. This stirring observation about the ever-ongoing pandemic:

Right in the feels. 🥴 from antiMLM

9. This sweet perk that came with being the horse girl in high school:

Being lonely definitely paid off 🤣 from antiMLM

10. This uplifting affirmation that it could always be worse:

forever grateful honestly from antiMLM

11. This indisputable pipeline:

Dependas doing MLMs from antiMLM

12. This storyline we've all collectively experienced:

Only 5k a day? Huns need to be doing better than this from antiMLM

13. This comparison that might be a little TOO accurate:

The most accurate thing I've read all day from antiMLM

14. This card game that proves they just can't resist:

Huns on my timeline be like from antiMLM

15. This actual reenactment of Becky right before posting in your  group about essential oils:

The accuracy hurts from antiMLM

16. This meme that reminds everyone the CORRECT application of MLM 💕😍 :

Multi Level Marketing❌ Men Loving Men✅ from antiMLM

17. And finally, literally you, reading this post:

It be like that from antiMLM

h/t: r/antiMLM