19 Signs From This Past Week That'll Make You Laugh Wayyyyyy Harder Than Any Joke Your Ex Ever Made

    You've had a rough week — take a load off and giggle at these funny signs.

    Shelby Heinrich
    by Shelby Heinrich

    BuzzFeed Staff

    February is here, and the funny signs just keep on rolling in. So let's take a moment and enjoy the best of the week, courtesy of r/funnysigns:

    1. "Is anyone curious about what 'more' is?"

    A "Badcock Home Furniture & More" sign lit up with "cock" and "&more" lit up
    u/KCousins4President / Via reddit.com

    —u/KCousins4President

    2. "Brilliant!"

    Road sign: Slow down! There's a cruiser behind this sign!!
    u/MemorableKidsMoments / Via reddit.com

    —u/MemorableKidsMoments

    3. "I’ll have the soup and salad, please."

    Handwritten restaurant sign: "Soup of the day: Whiskey with H20 croutons" with whiskey glass drawn
    u/little_angel56 / Via reddit.com

    —u/little_angel56

    4. "Everything happens for a reason…"

    Store sign: "Everything happens for a reason, sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions"
    u/MistyLuHu / Via reddit.com

    —u/MistyLuHu

    5. "I really like this sign."

    "No eye contact / Penalty £200"
    u/dishonoredboi / Via reddit.com

    —u/dishonoredboi

    6. "You are the solution to my problems."

    Handwritten on chalkboard outside store: "Hungry? We have food / Thirsty? We have alcohol  / Lonely? we have alcohol"
    u/ScarlettPrincess_ / Via reddit.com

    —u/ScarlettPrincess_

    7. "That car is a beast!"

    Sign on the back of a little car behind large trailer: "Be patient I'm pushing as fast as I can!"
    u/CalepinDiatoms50 / Via reddit.com

    —u/CalepinDiatoms50

    8. "The most useful sign."

    "No mobiles on the dance floor, please / It kills the vibe and makes you look like a boring bastard"
    u/phenoxider / Via reddit.com

    —u/phenoxider

    9. "Words (pics) to live by."

    "Don't be a [pizza icon] [shit icon]
    u/beachvbguy / Via reddit.com

    —u/beachvbguy

    10. "Take care of the beer like a baby."

    "You wouldn't carry a baby with one hand, would you? Why treat your beer any differently?"
    u/Broad-Fault / Via reddit.com

    —u/Broad-Fault

    11. "Great advice."

    "Warning: Never put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick" (with rotating metal blades)
    u/Danielsows / Via reddit.com

    —u/Danielsows

    12. "Is that a sign or a philosophical statement?"

    "Please wait patiently for the failure of the system" below what looks like Chinest
    u/TeachMeImWilling69 / Via reddit.com

    —u/TeachMeImWilling69

    13. "Funny bar sign."

    Handwritten sign: "The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of beer, which means the average human gets 41 miles per gallon, not bad"
    u/TeachMeImWilling69 / Via reddit.com

    —u/TeachMeImWilling69

    14. "Always use the stairs."

    "In case of fire use stairs" with icon of person appearing to hold a stairway to attack a flame
    u/Sillysam28 / Via reddit.com

    —u/Sillysam28

    15. "His bark is bigger than his bite."

    "Beware of log" sign with chain attached to a log
    u/Proper-Connection-32 / Via reddit.com

    —u/Proper-Connection-32

    16. "Don’t wet the dry."

    "This is a hand dryer not a urinal" above what looks like a small urinal
    u/SensurroundSlapdash / Via reddit.com

    —u/SensurroundSlapdash

    17. "You really should."

    "Employees are required to wash hands before returning to work / The rest of you should wash your hands too, but I'm not your momma"
    u/Bodaciousdrake / Via reddit.com

    —u/Bodaciousdrake

    18. "Obvious sign?"

    "Caution: Fire is hot"
    u/Broad-Fault / Via reddit.com

    —u/Broad-Fault

    19. "This sign is so right."

    Handwritten sign on chalkboard: "A wise doctor once wrote" followed by an indecipherable scrawl
    u/Broad-Fault / Via reddit.com

    —u/Broad-Fault