18 Signs From The Past Week That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Lost Consciousness For A Second And Saw The Other Side

    This week has been rough — time to take a break and chortle at these silly little signs.

    Shelby Heinrich
    by Shelby Heinrich

    BuzzFeed Staff

    We had to take a break from the weekly funniest signs roundup last week, but we're back, and the signs are just as funny and sign-y as ever! Please enjoy, courtesy of r/funnysigns.

    1. "One year left..."

    Sign with text “We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025” with a Conservative Party logo
    u/ilaydagirl / Via reddit.com

    —u/ilaydagirl

    2. "Is that even physically possible?"

    Sign depicting no drinking from toilet with a stick figure and a red cross over it
    u/celestial-chic / Via reddit.com

    —u/celestial-chic

    3. "Time to paint me."

    Two images: a red post box with "TIME TO PAINT ME RED AGAIN" and another with "RESULT THANK YOU" sign after repaint
    u/Lazy-Sort-9274 / Via reddit.com

    —u/Lazy-Sort-9274

    4. "Roombas have no natural predators."

    Poster for a lost Roomba with humorous missing pet-style details, asking for its return
    u/Dangerous_Pea3139 / Via reddit.com

    —u/Dangerous_Pea3139

    5. "Made to last."

    Sign reads "Holds up to 1000 lbs" next to a collapsed table with several bags that were on it
    u/cachry / Via reddit.com

    —u/cachry

    6. "Woah, thanks for telling me."

    Sign on peanuts display reads "This product contains peanuts."
    u/Arab_Femboy1 / Via reddit.com

    —u/Arab_Femboy1

    7. "Your tax dollars at work…"

    Sign reads "SIDEWALK ENDS" where a concrete sidewalk meets grass
    u/TeachMeImWilling69 / Via reddit.com

    —u/TeachMeImWilling69

    8. "Life-changing sign."

    Directional signs pointing to "LONDON" and "FRANCE" with undergarments hanging on one sign
    u/gleontqwai / Via reddit.com

    —u/gleontqwai

    9. "Measure twice..."

    Wooden framed sign with text "MEASURE TWICE CUT ONCE" above a saw blade illustration
    u/magicshaw / Via reddit.com

    —u/magicshaw

    10. "Gotta watch this man..."

    Sign on store counter reads "No Watching while phone being fixed, Makes me nervous," prohibiting observation of repairs
    u/magicshaw / Via reddit.com

    —u/magicshaw

    11. "Well, alrighty then!"

    Sign reads "This is not Burger King. You don't get it your way. You get it our way or you don't get the son of a bitch!" surrounded by bottles and decor
    u/JuracichPark / Via reddit.com

    —u/JuracichPark

    12. "We wizards."

    Sign saying "Wizards are prohibited - You know what you did" with a wizard hat in a prohibition circle
    u/Odd-Tutor931 / Via reddit.com

    —u/Odd-Tutor931

    13. "Hey, they're cheap."

    Sign reads "Unassembled Snowman for Sale" with an arrow pointing to snow and a drawing of a snowman for reference
    u/Wild_Alina / Via reddit.com

    —u/Wild_Alina

    14. "For what it's worth..."

    Stop sign with added text "Children What's that Sound? Everybody look What's going down" on a tree-lined street
    u/cachry / Via reddit.com

    —u/cachry

    15. "Would you vote for Vader?"

    Sign with "Darth Vader - Together we can rule the galaxy" alongside the logo "Your Galactic Empire" on grass
    u/Made-4-U / Via reddit.com

    —u/Made-4-U

    16. "These lawyers must be good."

    Sign on a wall reading "Ditcher, Quick & Hyde Divorce Lawyers."
    u/-QueenIvy / Via reddit.com

    —u/-QueenIvy

    17. "I don't smoke anyway."

    Sign reads "Swimming Notice: Minnesota State Law strictly prohibits underwater smoking."
    u/Sweetbabe29 / Via reddit.com

    —u/Sweetbabe29

    18. "I can’t, sorry. 😭"

    Sign reads "All Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning to Work" displayed near a sink
    u/coleisw4ck / Via reddit.com

    —u/coleisw4ck

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    ...and let us know which sign was your favorite in the comments!