BuzzยทPosted on Dec 1, 201920 English Major Tweets That Might Not Be Grammatically Correct, But They Sure Are Funny"Oh you're an English major? Name every word."by Shelby HeinrichBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Lumberzack @ItsLumberzack If youโre dating an English major, youโre single to me. Like whatโs Julian going to do, tell me the pen is mightier than the sword lmao 07:59 PM - 18 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Kimberly Rinck @Kimmy_Buffett English majors 01:43 AM - 02 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. buzzfeed gives out pretzels on halloween @AlwaysAButt ate out an english major once, call that cunnilinguistics 01:56 AM - 12 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. ASYA @communistbabe the student athlete meme but for white english majors who write poems like Pale hands Against white cheek We shatter Cigarettes 04:31 PM - 17 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Eva ''Buff Girlfriend'' @ayyy_vuh Oh you're an English major? Name every word. 01:32 AM - 12 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Kalvin @KalvinMacleod PHILOSOPHY MAJOR: humanity is at risk STEM MAJOR: because global warming is affecting sea levels ENGLISH MAJOR: is it affecting or effecting 12:15 PM - 12 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. tori vega hate account @existentialgem english major twitter when marie kondo suggests they should donate the books they havenโt touched in 20 years 04:00 PM - 05 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. ico(nic) @bootycoffin me: im an english major everyone: what the heck are u gonna do with that? teach? lyft drivers: omg are you gonna write a novel?? i canโt wait to read it ur gonna be amazing! 05:09 PM - 13 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. blush @Sheylah_AM Me: *is an English major* Also me: English is the colonizer's language and it has trivial rules 01:55 AM - 06 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. David @DiscreetLatino Spotify: Betty Who English major: Betty Whom Gay Twitter: Betty Whomst 05:25 PM - 15 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. harvard graduate @heelyfanaccount english majors be like oi bruv would u fancy a crumpet 07:06 PM - 01 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. maeve @AickinBones english majors be like man I gotta make a spotify playlist named after a quote from a nineteenth century poet whose body of work is riddled with homoerotic subtext by monday 01:27 PM - 03 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Mike T @majtague lawyers, doctors, businessmen and women: look at all our money us english majors: 02:37 PM - 07 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Isabella Rose @isbellarosa English majors be like thou hast an analogy due Friday, my liege 02:31 PM - 31 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Rebecca Renner @RebeccaRennerFL All the English majors you who know have good jobs after years of being told weโd be unemployed. Look at us. Who would have thought writing understandable sentences could be a useful skill? 05:07 PM - 26 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Lumberzack @ItsLumberzack english majors be like furthermore 06:01 PM - 31 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. live cรกss @internetcassie English majors only want one thing and itโs discussing 04:47 PM - 08 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. the library haunter ๐ฆ๐ @SketchesbyBoze Queer Eye but itโs five English majors trying to convince a small-town city council that young people actually love books and they should fund a new library. 07:00 PM - 06 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. The Tea @JeremyTheTea English majors be like โI got a whole book due Friday.โ Thursday Night: 04:32 AM - 12 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. sloppy bitch (loves potatoes!) @copcar97 english majors be handing their papers to professors like "am i worthwhile as a person check yes or no". 05:24 PM - 18 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. ASYA @communistbabe ME: hi- WHITE ENGLISH MAJOR: my skin โ ๏ธ๐ช is sensitive ๐ฝ๐ค but i still write my poems ๐๐ผ๐๐ป๐๐ป on my wrist with sharpie ๐because art is pain ๐ฌ๐ 04:39 PM - 17 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite