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    20 English Major Tweets That Might Not Be Grammatically Correct, But They Sure Are Funny

    "Oh you're an English major? Name every word."

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    If you’re dating an English major, you’re single to me. Like what’s Julian going to do, tell me the pen is mightier than the sword lmao

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    ate out an english major once, call that cunnilinguistics

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    the student athlete meme but for white english majors who write poems like Pale hands Against white cheek We shatter Cigarettes

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    Oh you're an English major? Name every word.

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    PHILOSOPHY MAJOR: humanity is at risk STEM MAJOR: because global warming is affecting sea levels ENGLISH MAJOR: is it affecting or effecting

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    english major twitter when marie kondo suggests they should donate the books they haven’t touched in 20 years

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    me: im an english major everyone: what the heck are u gonna do with that? teach? lyft drivers: omg are you gonna write a novel?? i can’t wait to read it ur gonna be amazing!

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    Me: *is an English major* Also me: English is the colonizer's language and it has trivial rules

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    Spotify: Betty Who English major: Betty Whom Gay Twitter: Betty Whomst

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    english majors be like oi bruv would u fancy a crumpet

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    english majors be like man I gotta make a spotify playlist named after a quote from a nineteenth century poet whose body of work is riddled with homoerotic subtext by monday

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    lawyers, doctors, businessmen and women: look at all our money us english majors:

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    English majors be like thou hast an analogy due Friday, my liege

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    All the English majors you who know have good jobs after years of being told we’d be unemployed. Look at us. Who would have thought writing understandable sentences could be a useful skill?

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    English majors only want one thing and it’s discussing

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    Queer Eye but it’s five English majors trying to convince a small-town city council that young people actually love books and they should fund a new library.

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    English majors be like “I got a whole book due Friday.” Thursday Night:

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    english majors be handing their papers to professors like "am i worthwhile as a person check yes or no".

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    ME: hi- WHITE ENGLISH MAJOR: my skin ☠️😪 is sensitive 👽🤔 but i still write my poems 🙏🏼👌🏻👏🏻 on my wrist with sharpie 🖊because art is pain 🚬😜

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