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30 Jokes About Every College Major That Are So, So Dead On

"History majors be like..."

1. Humanities majors:

humanities majors be like damn i have a Thought due on wednesday

2. Agricultural studies majors:

Agricultural studies majors be like damn I have a corn on the cob due this week 😧😣

3. English majors:

english majors be like damn i have depression

4. More specific types of english majors:

male english majors be like damn i got an entitled in-class monologue no one asked for due wednesday

5. History majors:

History majors be like damn I have to steal the Declaration of Independence by Friday

6. International studies majors:

international relations majors be like damn i have a CIA-sponsored coup to support this friday

7. Anthropology majors:

anthropology majors be like I have a society due on monday 😩

8. Film majors:

film majors be like fuck i gotta do nothing by friday

9. Sociology majors:

sociology majors be like damn i have to solve systematic racism by friday

10. Education majors:

education majors be like damn I have a child’s entire future due on monday

11. Communications majors:

communication majors be like I have a conversation due Thursday

12. Political science majors:

poli sci majors be like damn i gotta become president this friday 😩

13. STEM majors:

stem majors be like damn i have a robot due this friday

14. Business majors:

Business majors be like "damn i gotta exploit the working class by Tuesday"

15. Environmental studies majors:

Environmental studies majors be like damn I gotta save the world by yesterday

16. Psychology majors:

psychology majors be like damn I have trauma to process by Friday

17. Chemistry majors:

Chemistry majors be like damn I gotta bring a stitched-together corpse to life in a world that will never accept him by Friday

18. Philosophy majors:

Philosophy majors be like damn I need to find the meaning of life by Friday

19. Poetry majors:

poetry majors be like what is due on friday, But myself

20. Social work majors:

Social work majors be like ugh I have an orphanage due on Monday

21. Music majors:

music majors be like ugh i have an album due at midnight 😫

22. Art majors:

art majors be like ugh i got a statue due on monday😤😣

23. Biology majors:

biology majors be like i have a human due on thursday 😫😫😫

24. Neurology majors:

neuro majors be like “damn I got a whole spinal cord due by friday”😳😳

25. Theology majors:

theology majors be like damn i have to attain nirvana by this friday

26. Theater majors:

theatre majors be like damn I need a concrete understanding of my childhood trauma by Friday

27. PR majors:

public relations majors be like “ugh I have a tweet due on Monday”

28. Finance majors:

finance majors be like i have a white collar crime due friday

29. Journalism majors:

journalism majors be like damn i have a buzzfeed quiz due this friday

30. And finally...

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