1. Humanities majors:
humanities majors be like damn i have a Thought due on wednesday
2. Agricultural studies majors:
Agricultural studies majors be like damn I have a corn on the cob due this week 😧😣
3. English majors:
english majors be like damn i have depression
4. More specific types of english majors:
male english majors be like damn i got an entitled in-class monologue no one asked for due wednesday
5. History majors:
History majors be like damn I have to steal the Declaration of Independence by Friday
6. International studies majors:
international relations majors be like damn i have a CIA-sponsored coup to support this friday
7. Anthropology majors:
anthropology majors be like I have a society due on monday 😩
8. Film majors:
film majors be like fuck i gotta do nothing by friday
9. Sociology majors:
sociology majors be like damn i have to solve systematic racism by friday
10. Education majors:
education majors be like damn I have a child’s entire future due on monday
11. Communications majors:
communication majors be like I have a conversation due Thursday
12. Political science majors:
poli sci majors be like damn i gotta become president this friday 😩
13. STEM majors:
stem majors be like damn i have a robot due this friday
14. Business majors:
Business majors be like "damn i gotta exploit the working class by Tuesday"
15. Environmental studies majors:
Environmental studies majors be like damn I gotta save the world by yesterday
16. Psychology majors:
psychology majors be like damn I have trauma to process by Friday
17. Chemistry majors:
Chemistry majors be like damn I gotta bring a stitched-together corpse to life in a world that will never accept him by Friday
18. Philosophy majors:
Philosophy majors be like damn I need to find the meaning of life by Friday
19. Poetry majors:
poetry majors be like what is due on friday, But myself
20. Social work majors:
Social work majors be like ugh I have an orphanage due on Monday
21. Music majors:
music majors be like ugh i have an album due at midnight 😫
22. Art majors:
art majors be like ugh i got a statue due on monday😤😣
23. Biology majors:
biology majors be like i have a human due on thursday 😫😫😫
24. Neurology majors:
neuro majors be like “damn I got a whole spinal cord due by friday”😳😳
25. Theology majors:
theology majors be like damn i have to attain nirvana by this friday
26. Theater majors:
theatre majors be like damn I need a concrete understanding of my childhood trauma by Friday
27. PR majors:
public relations majors be like “ugh I have a tweet due on Monday”
28. Finance majors:
finance majors be like i have a white collar crime due friday
29. Journalism majors:
journalism majors be like damn i have a buzzfeed quiz due this friday
30. And finally...
undecided majors be like damn