Buzz·Posted on Dec 9, 201920 Climate Change Jokes That'll Make You Laugh Because They're 100% True"Not using plastic straws is the thoughts and prayers of climate change."by Shelby HeinrichBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. salt, fat, acid, yeet @hermit_hwarang You: I grind every day, working 400 hours a week in my 20s so I can build for wealth in my 40s. You can keep making excuses if you want but all it takes is some hard work to- The climate crisis: Are you in the right headspace to receive some information that might hurt you 05:48 PM - 03 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. J. Mikhail @talaveraboy FaceApp: Here’s what you’ll look like in 50 years Climate change: 04:43 PM - 17 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. sarahdactyl @girlnarly DJ: throw ur hands in the air like u just don't care Me: *cupping my hands to make a megaphone* SORRY BUT I DO CARE ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE DJ: *stops music* guys she’s right 03:21 PM - 16 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. nope @LilNasX when i said “i got the horses in the back” it was in reference to reversing the ongoing climate change, water pollution, and catastrophic political climate we are witnessing in these trying times. 11:30 PM - 08 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. venomice @milanhartney me becoming a renewable energy source to combat climate change 08:43 PM - 25 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Daz @the_life_of_daz Just found out we got 18 months to save the planet before climate change becomes irreversible 02:36 AM - 27 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Seasonal But Slutty 1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS By the age of 22 you should have: •had 2 existential crises •known you can get free chick fil a by filling out the survey on the receipt •impending anxiety about climate change •a mild adderall addiction •experienced crippling loneliness & insecurity due to dating apps 02:21 PM - 10 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Keter-Class SCP @dumbwinks maybe jesus isnt coming and we've neglected warnings from scientists about climate change for over 30 years 12:54 AM - 06 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. James @CaucasianJames if it weren’t for that iceberg sinking the titanic we never would have gotten the movie that launched leonardo into stardom no wonder he’s so passionate about climate change he owes icebergs his whole career 02:51 AM - 25 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. jaboukie @jaboukie us: what’re we doing about climate change government: https://t.co/sz7kvD51zv 12:30 PM - 04 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin THANKSGIVING GAME: nobody gets pie until you go around the table & everyone has to say "climate change is real" 05:46 AM - 23 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. liz walber ⚰️ @lizzoaw having a job is weird because we’re in the middle of a major extinction event 03:47 PM - 13 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein polar ice caps https://t.co/4GPv45C53A 01:23 AM - 17 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. View this post on 15. kellie🔪 @kellthegal do I really need this degree if the earth is dying in 12 years? 11:58 PM - 27 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. wonder boy @CdyRnkn Them: OMG snow in unusual parts of Arizona??? This hardly ever happens, what a miracle! The Earth: [literally dying] haha yeah dude, miracle for sure 03:53 PM - 22 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. michael @braag_ not using plastic straws is the thoughts and prayers of climate change 07:33 PM - 20 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. k austin collins @melvillmatic Please make all films 90 minutes or less, earth is dying, thank you. 100min if you bribe me. 07:43 PM - 04 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. pönyö @andyng0 Bees are dying and the ice caps are melting so confess ur love now 02:44 AM - 14 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Benny Davis @bennymofodavis At age 23, Oprah was fired from her first reporting job At age 30, Harrison Ford was a carpenter Morgan Freeman landed his first major movie role at age 52 They all had time Because climate change wasn't as pressing an issue for their generation You? Probably no time. 10:41 AM - 14 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite