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    23 Jokes About Business Majors That Are So Funny, Even They'll Laugh At Them

    "Do business majors deserve rights? Let's discuss."

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    Business majors be like my LinkedIn is due this Friday

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    Business majors after a long day of carrying an empty briefcase...

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    STOP shaming and people based on what they study!! Art majors are INSPIRING STEM majors are INNOVATIVE Poli Sci majors are MOTIVATED Journalism majors are DEDICATED Business majors Health Sciences majors are CARING

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    cults you didn’t know were cults • the jesus frat • D2 regulars • people who study in Squires • business majors • students without season football tickets • VT Snow • Duck Pond stoners

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    "I'm not like the other business majors."

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    The STEM majors and the non STEM majors need to put aside their differences and unite to take down the real enemy- the bourgeoise business majors

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    business majors be like ugh i have being republican due this friday 😪

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    No one: Business majors: my favorite movie is Wolf of Wall Street because I like having sex with money and doing cocaine

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    business majors started the student athletes vs STEM majors vs humanities war bc capitalism forces unnecessary competition

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    No one: Business majors: https://t.co/4yWEKMuzF6

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    business majors be like damn i got a pyramid scheme due this friday

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    Professor: H- Business Majors typing on their MacBooks:

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    No one: Business majors today: yeah so we have this 4-hour case study in a class called GBA 490 you’ve probably heard about it

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    business majors be like I got a line of coke due at midnight

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    business majors during cluster to their non business major friends

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    Do business majors deserve rights? Let’s discuss

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    business majors getting ready for their 9 am classes https://t.co/pcwSzs6WoB

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    if art majors have to take a math class bc it's "important" then business majors should take at least seven ethics classes

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    world war 3 except it’s business majors in college vs soundcloud rappers

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    business majors get the nicest buildings on campus and for what? they study for like 12 minutes a day

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    Business majors be like "damn i gotta exploit the working class by Tuesday"

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    how can business majors be broke. just look at your notes

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