17 Tweets That Prove It's Harder To Do Pretty Much Anything Than Break Into The US Capitol And Attempt A Coup

    Why is it easier to storm the Capitol than get into Costco?

    Yesterday, on Jan. 6, thousands of MAGA rioters and Trump supporters stormed the Capitol in Washington, DC to attempt a coup against the free and fair election of Joe Biden as president of the United States. It was a direct attack on US democracy that left four people dead.

    And it appears that the police and security in charge of protecting the Capitol actually made it pretty easy for the attack to transpire. One might say they just...LET IT HAPPEN:

    The police opened the gates and simply let the protesters in.

    Twitter: @aravosis

    And because Twitter is Twitter, people quickly started pointing out the things they've experienced that are harder than storming the Capitol, and TBH, I can't see any lies. Here are a few things more difficult than getting past the police at the Capitol while attempting a coup of the US government:

    1. Cutting the line to get into Trader Joe's:

    It’s harder to get in a Trader Joe’s during a pandemic than it is the capitol

    Twitter: @BR0WNSGA

    2. Getting Juul pods at the gas station:

    It is easier to break into the Capitol building than to get Juul Pods from the gas station. https://t.co/qsSe1LOdQl

    Twitter: @CamVGRB

    3. Getting ahold of someone with closed DMs:

    It’s harder to get in my DMs than break into the Capitol of the USA.

    Twitter: @AVenezuelan19

    4. Grabbing a rotisserie chicken at Costco without a membership card:

    Harder to get into Costco w/out that lil club card then the Capitol

    Twitter: @itsfvenus

    5. Ditto on Sam's Club:

    damn it’s harder to get into Sam’s Club than the capital🤕

    Twitter: @arelybojo

    6. Accessing the student portal on the day you have to sign up for classes:

    Apparently it’s harder to get the classes u need at college than it is to get into the captial

    Twitter: @icesmokalottaye

    7. Breaking into those password journals we all had in the early 2000s:

    these password journals were harder to get into than it was for the terrorists to get into the capitol building

    Twitter: @liddiebajiggie

    8. Getting into USC...even if your parents commit application fraud:

    it was harder for olivia jade to get into usc than it was to get into the capitol

    Twitter: @jarvis

    9. Convincing the bouncer your ID isn't a fake on a Friday night:

    It’s harder to get into a club in LA than it is to get into the US Capitol

    Twitter: @Hoodville_

    10. Buying a razor to shave your legs at the pharmacy:

    Still sort of reeling that it was easier to get into the Capitol than the razor shelf at Rite Aid

    Twitter: @JessicaValenti

    11. Trying to sneak some liquid through airport security:

    It’s harder to get through TSA with a water bottle than to break into the capitol building! Smh

    Twitter: @TheRealSilv4

    12. Buying baby formula from this aisle at Walmart:

    HARDER TO GET SOME BABY FORMULA FROM WALMART THAN TO GET INTO THE CAPITOL BUILDING!!!!

    Twitter: @ULTRASLUT

    13. And also, buying Black haircare products at Walmart:

    Black hair products at Walmart https://t.co/xIy5QPIMOZ

    Twitter: @tiarettee

    14. Logging into your Gmail account:

    It’s harder to get into my gmail on a different device than it is to get into the US Capitol

    Twitter: @TeddyNerdSoup

    15. Resuscitating your precious Neopets:

    It’s harder to get into my old neopets account than the capital

    Twitter: @aramelijah

    16. Ordering a coveted Popeye's chicken sandwich:

    Nah cuz it was harder to get into Popeyes when they debuted their chicken sandwich than the Capitol

    Twitter: @WellBehavedMelo

    17. And finally, visiting the the US Capitol on a FIELD TRIP:

    The Capitol had more security on my DC field trip than it did yesterday during a planned raid/attack.

    Twitter: @iamemilydiehl

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