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    20 Words And Phrases That Mean Something Different In An Indian Office

    Five minutes = thirty seven minutes.

    1. Salary

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    Actual meaning: A fixed regular payment, typically paid on a monthly basis, made by an employer to an employee.

    In an Indian office: A resource which arrives seven days too late, and exhausts itself seven days too early, on a monthly basis.

    2. Weekend

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    Actual meaning: Saturday and Sunday, especially regarded as a time for leisure.

    In an Indian office: The days of the week where you get to come to work in shorts.

    3. Commute

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    Actual meaning: A regular journey of some distance to and from one's place of work.

    In an Indian office: A daily period of time where your very soul drips out of your pores, manifesting itself as copious amounts of sweat.

    4. End of Day (EOD)

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    Actual meaning: The time by which something must be completed, usually the closing hours of the company.

    In an Indian office: Any time between the company's actual EOD and 11:59 PM.

    5. Smoke Break

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    Actual meaning: A short break taken during work hours to satiate one's nicotine requirements.

    In an Indian office: "I literally cannot stare at my computer screen anymore so I am now a certified cigarette addict. And I will smoke as slowly as is humanly possible."

    6. Conference Room

    Actual meaning: A designated room provided for singular events such as business conferences and meetings.

    In an Indian office: A designated area where the entire office congregates whenever India is playing a cricket match.

    7. Caféteria

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    Actual meaning: A lunchroom or dining hall where food that is served, dispensed from vending machines or where food brought from home may be eaten.

    In an Indian office: A space where an employee must digest as much gossip as they can within 45 minutes, while simultaneously trying to protect their masala bhindi from prying eyes.

    8. WiFi

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    Actual meaning: A facility allowing computers, smartphones, or other devices to connect to the Internet or communicate with one another wirelessly within a particular area.

    In an Indian office: A facility which consistently derps out on you long enough to take more smoke breaks and justifies you screaming at that I.T. guy who took your bhindi without asking.

    9. Presentation

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    Actual meaning: A speech or talk in which a new product, idea, or piece of work is shown and explained to an audience.

    In an Indian office: A speech or talk where you show off just how much freakin' jugaad you can get done in two hours flat.

    10. Digital Marketing

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    Actual meaning: The marketing of products or services using digital channels to reach consumers.

    In an Indian office: Running a Twitter contest and giving away free speakers, usually to someone like @OriginalContestLover5000.

    11. Five Minutes

    New Line Cinema

    Actual meaning: Five minutes.

    In an Indian office: Thirty seven minutes.

    12. Holiday

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    Actual meaning: A day on which one is exempt from work.

    In an Indian office: A day when everyone takes leave from work to analyse how much alcohol their body can hold at a point of time.

    13. Deadline

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    Actual meaning: The time by which a particular project must be finished or submitted.

    In an Indian office: The time by which an employee panics and decides what time he or she is actually going to finish said project.

    14. Sick Leave

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    Actual meaning: A leave of absence granted to an employee because of illness.

    In an Indian office: An intricate lie cooked up by an employee every couple of weeks because they cannot take this goddamn commute anymore.

    15. Washroom

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    Actual meaning: A room with washing and toilet facilities.

    In an Indian office: A room which always has a minimum of five people standing outside it with crossed legs and anxious visages.

    16. Brainstorm

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    Actual meaning: A spontaneous group discussion to produce ideas and ways of solving problems.

    In an Indian office: An awkward half hour where everyone congregates, discusses what happened on last night's episode of Bigg Boss and leaves knowing less than they did before.

    17. Bonus

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    Actual meaning: An extra payment made to employees in addition to their base salary.

    In an Indian office: A legend of yore which everyone keeps telling you about, but nobody's ever quite seen. Like the outer reaches of space. Or a unicorn.

    18. Promotion

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    Actual meaning: The advancement of an employee's rank or position in a hierarchical structure.

    In an Indian office: Promotion?

    19. Boss

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    Actual meaning: That smug asshole who sits in perfect air conditioning all day long and for some odd reason, keeps barking orders at you.

    In an Indian office: That smug asshole who sits in perfect air conditioning all day long and for some odd reason, keeps barking orders at you.

    20. Team

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    Actual meaning: A group of people with a full set of complementary skills required to complete a task, job, or project.

    In an Indian office: A group of people who you see so often that they basically become your second family. Oh, and you also work on occasion.

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