This Guy Is Petitioning For The Government Of India To Ban Vegetables On Bakr-Eid
"Because plants have feelings too."
Falah Faisal, a resident of Bengaluru, has started a hilarious petition, calling for the Government of India to ban vegetables on Bakr-Eid this year.
He makes some pretty... radical points.
However, he was kind enough to invite everyone to his house to partake in some mutton biryani on the occasion.
Rest assured, this dude really likes his meat.
We're eagerly waiting to see how this pans out.
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