1. Whenever someone looks at a piece of fish like this.
2. Jokes like these.
3. Whenever some uncouth beast finds it acceptable to have a rasgulla without the goddamn ras.
4. Any sentence which begins with these words.
5. Any meal that is utterly and unabashedly bhaat-less.
6. This unfortunate comparison.
7. This unacceptable query.
8. This disappointing attempt at flirtation.
9. The unmitigated disaster that is running out of kasundi.
10. This unspeakable possibility.
11. And this casual heresy.
