Gems.
That's all I gemuinely want.
And I'm sure the gemeral public would agree.
It is safe to say that Gems is loved universally across every gemder.
And across every gemeration.
It is so smooth and gemtle on the tongue.
And so much better than all those other gemeric candies in the market.
It is on my mind when I'm stuck in a long, boring traffic gem.
I think I eat way too many Gems, but that's okay. I'll shed the excess weight in the gemnasium.
Obviously, my favourite F.R.I.E.N.D was Gemmifer Aniston. OBVIOUSLY.
I think about it when I'm blowing up all my money on a tropical vacation to Gemaica.
Bet Kylie Gemmer would love it too if she got her hands on some.
And LeBron Gems would straight up quit his basketball career if he ever ate some.
So please be gemerous and send some Gems my way.
It signifies a moment of confectionary gemius.
It makes my gemitals tingle with joy.
It is in my gemes.
Gems.
~FIN~
