1.
Hey, lady. Don't do this. This is not safe. I repeat. THIS. IS. NOT. SAFE.
2.
We're not even kidding around. Overloading your vehicle with a bunch of shit is NOT COOL.
3.
If you have a car AND a mini fridge, I'm pretty sure you can afford two trips.
4.
All it takes is one errant speedbump to send your ass sprawling on the road. Along with your 37 bags.
6.
Humans are not goods. Because they are humans. And humans get hurt. Because they are not goods.
7.
If you don't like humans, think about the sheep. Don't ewe think you might hurt their feelings?
8.
Think about the cows. There is no need to raise the steaks to this level.
9.
This is in no way improving your automobile's mileage either.
13.
We're only looking out for you.
