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11 Sure Signs You're An Amateur At Chipotle

Oh, the guac costs extra? Drats!

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1. You didn't look at the menu before standing in line.

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Yeah, they don't sell that here.

2. And now you feel overwhelmed by the amount of options.

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3. You don't know that guac costs extra.

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Chipotle 101, ya'll.

4. Everyone behind you hates you.

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We only have an hour for lunch!

5. You ask if they serve ground beef.

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Try the Taco Bell down the street.

6. You ask for "salsa."

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There are four kinds, ya know.

7. You can't pronounce barbacoa.

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Or worst: you pronounce Chipotle like Chi-polt-tay.

8. You reach over the sneeze-guard.

9. You don't know how to hold your burrito.

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Noob.

10. You're way too chatty with the employees.

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Do you want to know how their kids are doing, or do you want the magic that is your burrito rolled perfectly?

11. You think Chipotle is anything less than a gift from the gods.

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You're clearly doing it wrong.

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