6. Basically you’re just really bad at talking about yourself.
12. And the receptionist is totally giving you the stink eye.
14. And when you finally get called, your hairdresser pulls your hair about, while you stumble over your words explaining what you want.
- Donald Trump broke with decades of US policy by speaking with the president of Taiwan Friday, a move that could anger China.
- A jury failed to reach a verdict Friday in the case of Michael Slager, a former South Carolina officer charged in the fatal shooting of Walter Scott.
- The CEO of Zenefits plans to step down after 10 months on the job. A legal mess nearly sank the company this year.
- A UFC fighter is asking people to crush apples with their bare hands 💪