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1. If he's not into you, dress trashy and start smoking.
2. Turning tricks in expensive hotels will lead to happily ever after.
3. Dating strangers you "met" in a chat room is a great idea!
4. Sleeping with your best friend always ends in true romance.
5. Quit your stable job to support the crazy guy you're crushing on.
6. The best way to turn your one night stand into a relationship is to get pregnant.
7. Swearing at your country's leader will make him fall in love with you...
8. ...and it's also a good idea to tell your best friend's wife that you're madly in love with her.
9. So you're in the U.S. illegally? Marry your assistant!
10. Using people always works out in the end.
11. No matter how rude someone is to you, if they're a movie star, go for it.
12. Unhappy with your current relationship? Just fly across the country to meet someone you heard talk on the radio who doesn't know you exist.
13. And most importantly, if he doesn't like you for you, completely change yourself. After that they'll see the real you and you'll live happily ever after...
14. ...because makeovers make happiness...
15. ...yes, even the unconventional ones.
16. Or you can forget all of these, and just take away one lesson from Kate:
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