1. This purse, who wants to stab you.
2. This purse, who is kidding herself.
3. This purse, who showed up naked and should be ashamed.
4. This purse, who thinks we won't notice her little secret.
5. This purse, who needs to grow up already.
6. This guy.
7. Are you a purse or are you food? DECIDE, purse!
8. And this purse, who is going through an identity crisis and would appreciate your support.
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