Do You Sit Or Stand When You Wipe Your Butt?
Stand up for what you believe in! Or stay seated.
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BuzzFeed Motion Pictures Staff
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BuzzFeed Staff
We had a bunch of men talk about whether they sit or stand when they wipe after pooping, and their reasons might just change your whole world.
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Lots of the men involved had no idea there was another way to wipe. I mean, look at how confused this sitter is!
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On the other hand, this sitter used to be a stander, but changed his ways back in high school.
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Meanwhile, this stander has tried sitting and just doesn't jive with it!
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Let's hear the case for sitters:
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They all gave some pretty great demonstrations.
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The sitters wanted to let the standers know that their hands would be OK entering the bowl region.
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But they were also adamant about keeping the poop below the toilet bowl.
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This stander didn't like that with sitting you can't clearly survey your wipe. He felt that if you do look at the wipe, you could contaminate your body.
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Butt, as a counterpoint, this sitter didn't think you can get a satisfactory wipe from standing because the motion makes your butthole close.
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Now it was time for the standers rebuttal:
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There were lots of groans coming from the sitters during the standing demonstration.
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The sitters really didn't like the idea of throwing the TP into the bowl from such a distance, leaving lots of room for error.
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Yet the standers were convinced that putting your hand into a toilet bowl to wipe is gross and unsanitary.
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And what happens to the poop around your butthole when you go through the motion of standing up?
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This stander had a technique for dealing with this issue.
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Clearly there are two ways that this thing can be done. The point is, do whatever makes you feel comfortable. Except wiping from the front, that's f*cked up.
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So, do you sit or stand?
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vote votesEw, sit!
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vote votesEw, stand!
