5 Reasons Why The Jukebox Is Your Drunk Best Friend

We can love inanimate objects, right? That Joaquin Phoenix movie said so.

5. The jukebox never judges your choices.

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That 5th shot is a good idea.

4. You don't have to talk to other people.

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Social interaction is so overrated.

3. You can always lean on them for help...literally

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Standing up is hard, ya know?

2. It never moves.

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Drunk friends always go missing. The jukebox doesn't.

And finally...

1. The jukebox always does what you want.

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Yes, I want Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas" to play in the middle of August.