How You Feel When Listening To "Gorilla" By Bruno Mars

Sometimes there are super sexy songs that are made to woo you, like 'Pusher Love Girl' by Justin Timberlake. Sometimes there are "sexy" songs that make you cringe and hide under your blankets. 'Gorilla' by Bruno Mars is the latter. I feel weird.

For those who don't know, this song is about him having sex like a gorilla. It's weird on a lot of levels and most of the lyrics make us make weird faces while listening to it.

You start off by hearing some jungle beats and you're into it, but then the lyrics start

You're all for the beginning, which is just about getting silly (aka drunk)

But things start getting weird really quickly

He starts banging on his chest while he's banging whoever it is he is banging in the song

"You and me baby making love like gorillas"

Animal sex?

He won't stop even if your neighbors call the cops, the sheriff, OR the SWAT

"we keep rocking while they're knocking on our door"

Nothing can stop him! He's an animal!

You keep trying to get into the song

But each new line of the song is too much

There has to be a better way to talk about great sex, you think. It doesn't have to be like this.

The song finally ends and you're just like