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    2 Oct 2015

    34 Things Every Australian Who Did Squad Swimming Will Understand

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    1. You took pride in Australia's great swimming tradition.

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    It made you feel like you were part of something bigger than yourself.

    2. Liesel Jones, Libby Tricket, and Grant Hackett were a few of your heroes.

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    Not to mention Susie O'Neill, Ian Thorpe, Kieren Perkins, Giaan Rooney, Nick D'Arcy, etc...

    3. Chlorine was your signature scent.

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    4. You had an array of colourful swim caps.

    5. Which you'd coordinate with your trusty one-pieces.

    6. If you had long hair, you ended up with one of these weird buns.

    7. But it didn't stop you from experiencing the heartache of your cap slipping off your head.

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    8. You owned school swimming carnivals.

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    9. And most of the time your coach insisted on attending them.

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    10. And they would go out of their way to embarrass you in front of everyone.

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    11. How your coach's voice alone managed to cut through the water is a mystery to this day.

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    Doesn't matter how submerged your head was, their voice came through crystal clear.

    12. When your coach let you wear fins for a set, it was like Christmas came early.

    13. Especially if that set was butterfly.

    14. People looked at you funny when you said you attended swim practice at 6 a.m. In the winter. Voluntarily.

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    15. You hated how cold the pool was every time you jumped in.

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    16. But 30 seconds later, you were fine.

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    17. Seeing how many strokes you could do straight without breathing was a low-key contest amongst your squad.

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    18. And minimising the number of backstrokes it took to reach the wall from the flags was your Everest.

    19. You rocked that Australian Crawl.

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    The Australian Crawl, also know as the Front Crawl, is a stroke used in sprint freestyle.

    20. You were guilty of tugging on the lane lines.

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    *fingers crossed your coach didn't catch you*

    21. Your goggles have snapped in half, mid sprint.

    22. And finding a good leak-proof pair of goggles was like finding a rare jewel.

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    23. So rare, that you refuse to take them off between sets.

    24. But the price of keeping them on all practice were these ~sexy~ suction marks.

    25. Whenever you finished a set, there was a high probability that snot was dripping down your face.

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    Nothing like swimming to clear the sinuses.

    26. And sometimes your suit would ride up and give you a wedgie.

    27. Tan lines were also a part of your aesthetic, especially in the Aussie summer.

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    28. As a woman, hair removal was a massive chore...

    29. ...that you were guilty of skipping on the reg.

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    30. Which wasn't even that gross, since you were pretty much desensitised to the naked human body.

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    31. You got sick and tired of people always telling you that you'd develop abnormally large shoulders.

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    Are you trying to say I'm ugly?

    32. You have swallowed an obscene amount of pool water.

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    Pool water that people have definitely peed in.

    33. There were times you felt more at ease in the water than on land.

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    34. And most of all, the bond you formed with your fellow swimmates was like no other.

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