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Which "The Bachelor Australia" Contestant Are You?

With anal glands, balloon animals, and Sandra to boot, Season 3 has given us plenty to be thankful for.

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Which "The Bachelor Australia" Contestant Are You?

You got: Yoga Pants Sarah

Downward dog is tough at the best of time. But in a full-length ball gown? Damn girl! Maybe you did deserve that first red rose!

Yoga Pants Sarah
Channel 10
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You got: Batsh*t Cray Cray Queen Sandra

All hail the Channel 10 producer who cast this hot mess. And to think this woman used to teach primary school children!

Batsh*t Cray Cray Queen Sandra
Channel 10
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You got: Anal Glands Laura

You can save all the puppies you want, Dr. Vet Laura. But we will forever remember you for your obsession with rectal orfices.

Anal Glands Laura
Channel 10 / Mamamia.com.au
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You got: Butt Selfie Jacinda

Take away the hurricane of emotions and cheesy polaroids, Jacinda's actually kind a sweet.

Butt Selfie Jacinda
Channel 10
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You got: Balloon Rose Rachel

A balloon creation by a children's charity worker? The intention was sweet, I guess. Wait. Nope. Still weird.

Balloon Rose Rachel
Channel 10
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You got: Jasmin the Dancing Despo

She literally danced for his attention. Like, literally. Danced. Like a monkey. Like a puppet. Like a monkey puppet. Is feminism dead?

Jasmin the Dancing Despo
Channel 10
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You got: Lumbersexually-challenged Tessa

Kudos for wearing a flannee to an outdoor party set in the middle of winter. Smart thinking. Except for the fact you wore it around your waist.

Lumbersexually-challenged Tessa
Channel 10
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You got: Heather the volcano that is yet to erupt

So far, Heather seems like a fun sensible chickadee. But give it some time. Homegirl's a ticking time bomb...

Heather the volcano that is yet to erupt
Channel 10
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