1. Oooh I love saris! They're so pretty!
2. So I just wrap this piece of cloth around me 'til it turns into a dress?
3. Okay so this is a little harder than I thought...
4. Just power through!
5. GOD DAMNIT! YOU SAID THIS WOULD BE EASY!!
6. Where are the safety pins?! I NEED ALL OF THE SAFETY PINS!
7. Because the last thing I need is for this to happen.
8. Damnit! I can't reach my back to pin the palo/sash.
9. It'll be fine, right?
10. Wait. Why is so much of my stomach showing? I haven't been to the gym in months. My body is not ready for this! Repeat. MY. BODY. IS. NOT. READY.
11. Did we come to the right place? Why is everyone my age wearing a churithar set instead?
12. Well on the upside, boys be like...
13. I guess it's not so bad. Apart from the fact I can't move.
14. Maybe I should go to the bathroom and adjust myself.
15. Crap! Thinking about the bathroom makes me want to go to the bathroom.
16. Now I really have to gooooooooo!
17. Oh just go to the damn toilet! What's the worst that could happen?
18. I never realised. But it's kind of liberating seeing all these Aunties flaunt their back fat so freely.
19. WOOOHOO! FEMALE EMPOWERMENT!!!
20. In fact, this sari is kind of comfy once I stop worrying so much.
21. And you've gotta admit, I do look damn fine.
22. What? We're leaving?! Now?! So soon?! But I was just starting to have fun!
23. Hold it. Unpinning a sari takes just as long as putting it on?!
24. I'm finally out of this sari!
25. I should totally wear my Banaras silk one next week.
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