17 Things That Prove Jewish People Are Really Just White Indians

Think about it.

1. Our mothers' love knows no bounds.

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2. None whatsoever.

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3. And most of that love is shouted angrily at us.

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4. With hand gestures to boot.

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5. We're so hairy that nothing can tame our man-fur.

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6. Or woman-fur for that matter.

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7. And tbh, we kinda look the same.

North Indians look Ashkenazi.

While South Indians look Sephardic.

8. Growing up we had only three career choices: Doctor, Lawyer, or Accountant.

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9. Yet somehow it is our people who run the world's biggest movie empires.

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Everyone knows Hollywood is owned by the sons of Abraham. Whilst Bollywood was built by Lord Krishna's disciples.

10. We all ugly cried when Kelly chose Ravi over Ryan on The Office.

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You know they would have made some lovely Hinjew babies!

11. Plus we are both big on the whole guilt thing.

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Jewish guilt might be the stuff of legends...

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... but Hindu guilt follows you for several lifetimes

12. Kugel is legit the same thing as Halwa.

13. But that's just the start of our analogous cuisine.

14. Judaism and Hinduism are the backbone of most modern-day religions.

Judaism spawned off Christianity and Islam. Hinduism brought about Buddhism, Jainism, and Sikhism.

15. Including Scientology, which adopts teachings from both.

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16. Every Dadi's / Bubbe's dying wish is for her grandson to find a nice Indian / Jewish girl to marry.

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17. So it's only natural we're so invested in Cece and Schmidt's upcoming wedding.

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Yeah, we're a cool bunch.

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