3. 6:07pm: The First Drinks Are Poured
Oh alcohol… how you make my life better.
8. 10:18pm: Someone Recommends Moving To A New Trendy Bar
I love these tiny exclusive bars with a huge line up. Lets Go!
9. 11:00pm: Your Friend’s Cousin’s Roomate Shows Up
I am not kissing some random guy who has joined our group just because I’m single.
11. 12:24am You Meet A Nice Guy At The Bar
Or am I just too drunk to realise what he looks like and when the lights come on I will run the opposite way?
- Republicans have breathed new life into their once dead Obamacare replacement and it may be enough to get the bill through the House.
- Sebastian Gorka couldn't make it as a national security expert in Hungary, but that's not stopping him from advising President Trump.
- People are calling the Trump administration's new "criminal alien" hotline to report how they've been victimized by space aliens 👽☎️
- Chipotle is finally adding dessert to its menu and cinnamon, honey, and caramel butter dipping sauce will be involved 😋