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  • Your Guide To Men’s Holiday Gift Guides

    Of this season’s many lamentable entailments –- carols, an aroused religiosity that more even than usual is steeped in fantasy and illogic, red ribbons and holly bedecking fucking everything –- holiday gift guides are my least favorite. I dislike them not for their commerciality, as subtle as a mugger; nor for their laughable predictability, their sad-hilarious lack of imagination and creativity; but for the way they shame and defile the magazines that play host to them.

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