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Are You Pierre Poilievre?

It may seem silly, but this information could be especially useful the next time you're trying to get a table at Hy's.

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  1. 1. Are you the Conservative MP for Nepean-Carleton?

    Twitter: @pierrepoilievre
    Yes
    No
  2. 2. Are you currently serving as Minister of State for Democratic Reform and Minister of Employment and Social Development?

    Twitter: @pierrepoilievre
    Yes
    No
  3. 3. Are you currently serving as Minister of Truth and Obfuscation?

    Twitter: @pierrepoilievre
    No such ministry exists.
    In spirit, absolutely yes.
  4. 4. We're actually more hoping for "Yes" or "No" answers, is that okay?

    Twitter: @pierrepoilievre
    Yes
    No
  5. 5. Do you pronounce your last name PAH-LEE-EV?

    Twitter: @pierrepoilievre
    Yes
    No
  6. 6. Does it bother you that most people seem to incorrectly pronounce it phonetically?

    Twitter: @pierrepoilievre
    This government staunchly defends and celebrates the right of Canadians to pronounce words and proper nouns in any way that they see fit.
    For years, tactics like these have been employed by elites within Canada's Media Party to disparage the core values of everyday Canadians.
  7. 7. Do you recall what we asked earlier about using "Yes" or "No" answers?

    Twitter: @pierrepoilievre
    Yes
    No
  8. 8. Maybe let's stick to the basics: Were you born in Calgary, Alberta?

    Twitter: @pierrepoilievre
    The prospect of Justin Trudeau's untested leadership threatens our very economic freedom as a people.
    Our very economic freedom is, as a people, threatened by the prospect of Justin Trudeau's untested leadership.
  9. 9. OK, not only were those not "Yes" or "No" answers and completely unrelated to the question asked, they were also functionally identical.

    Twitter: @pierrepoilievre
    Being Prime Minister is not an entry level job.
    Can we trust the Democratic Socialists not to raise taxes to 100%?
  10. 10. ...

    Twitter: @pierrepoilievre
    Do we know Justin Trudeau won't give in to calls from jihadi extremists and online predators to cancel income splitting for Canadian families?
    When I sit down with everyday Canadians at their kitchen table, they want to talk about kitchen table issues, like the government's new Kitchen Table Tax Credit*.

    (*Pending Parliamentary Approval)

  11. 11. I'm sorry, we have to ask: Are you a robot?

    Twitter: @pierrepoilievre
    No.
    Absolutely not.
  12. 12. You're right, of course not. That was silly. Changing gears, do you find that strong magnets cause you to forget information or interfere with your ability to communicate?

    Twitter: @pierrepoilievre
    No
    Please move on.
  13. 13. Since you're not using "Yes" or "No" answers anyways, what's your favourite movie?

    Twitter: @pierrepoilievre
    For too long, the Canadian Audio-Visual Production industry has been isolated from free market success by cumbersome and restrictive government handouts.
    WALL-E
  14. 14. Wow. Do you have a second favourite?

    Twitter: @pierrepoilievre
    Terminator 2
    The second half of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
  15. 15. ...can you read this?

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    This quiz is over.
    This quiz is over.

Are You Pierre Poilievre?

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