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1. Hickies.
2. Pushing her head down to your crotch.
3. When you go down on a girl... STOP WITH THE CREEPY EYE CONTACT
There's a reason girls throw their head back when it gets good... so they don't have to see your creepy stare up from between their legs.
4. Dirty talk is only good when they ask for it.
"oh yeah, baby, you like that? huh?"
Yes. If they don't, then you'll know when they stop responding to your texts after you leave. This is an audition for a long term position. You don't get to know your results immediately, so buck up and perform.
5. If a girl moans... That doesn't mean its time to turn on the jack hammer hips.
If she is enjoying it, KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING. A moan doesnt mean "please break my cervix"
6. Stick to your position, and if you wanna switch, then do it like a man, not like hesitant little bitch.
7. Anything butt oriented without warning
8. When you finish on her, but have no clean up plan.
Spunk is not the ideal moisturizer. You may find it hot at first, but both parties know that having jizz on your body loses its novelty VERY QUICKLY.
9. Not all girls love to cuddle post sex.
10. Thinking you have to say something post-coitus.
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