15 Of The Craziest Things On Fiverr (So Far...)

If you haven't been on Fiverr, a website where people will do almost anything for five dollars, you are really missing out.

This woman who is offering you full on foot fetish videos for the low price of $5.

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Check out the sample video where her feet are "stuck to the floor". Outstanding.

This gentleman who will make a Christmas message for you while rubbing chocolate on himself.

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Wonderfully creepy Christmas gifts, anyone??

A "true born Holy Priestess" who will cast an "extremely powerful BREAKUP spell for you".

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"Use this spell only if you think that they do not deserve to be together and you are better person than HIM/HER!"

This woman, who will be happy to "verbally shame you for $5".

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While there are no sample videos, unfortunately, from the looks of it I feel like it'd almost be like getting verbally shamed by your strung out neighbor.

This guy who can do that creepy eye-popping thing, and will record a video message for you.

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Just in time to freak everyone the fuck out for Christmas! His videos make me uncomfortable.

This young lady will pop balloons with her bum for you! For $5!!!

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I've never fully understood this fetish, but more power to you.

This young woman who will be your girlfriend on Facebook for a week.

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Nothing makes an ex-girlfriend more jealous.

Give the gift of true love. Give "Helmet Broom Dance".

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His samples were really quite amazing. He will be hearing from me soon.

This individual has offered to track your poop for a month.

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I'm pretty sure if you check this guy's computer, you'll find scat porn.

This artist will put any message you want in pasta on a plate or on a piece of toast.

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I like the idea of breakup art.

The (in)famous Tin Foil Man will creepily wish your loved one a Happy Birthday!

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Probably the best $5 you'll ever spend.

This lady offering to claim to "be pregnant with your child after a night in Vegas."

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I can't imagine when you wouldn't need this.

This person who is offering to do this for some reason.

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I really have no idea what to say.

This one seems a little too excited to eat a piece of paper with your name on it.

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But then again, he's eating paper as a paid hobby. I'm guessing he's ROLLING in $5 bills.

This woman will dress up like a doll and do whatever you ask her to.

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"Always easy to work with"??? How many of these have you ordered? Be sure to click through and watch this sample.