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    12 Key Things I Learned This Summer

    The world is a fascinating place. Learning is all around us, just don't learn too much or sh*t gets weird.

    1. Birthdays are way cooler when you're a prince

    2. You don’t want to fly anywhere internationally for awhile.

    3. Or Domestically Via Jump Castle

    4. People need oxygen. Don’t leave your child in a hot car.

    5.If you use more than 40% of your brain, shit gets weird

    6. Brazilians don’t like to lose at soccer

    7. The probability of dying of Ebola has significantly increased since last summer.

    8.The inside of a Denver dispensary is a mix between an Asian hair salon and a clip from ‘Dazed and Confused’

    9. Women don’t like to be referred to as “Husband Hunters”

    10.There is some direct relationship between dumping an ice bucket over your head and curing ALS

    11. What ALS is

    12.Bunnies can’t jump