8 Questions Every Recent Grad Is Tired Of Hearing On Thanksgiving

Please let us eat our turkey in peace.

1. So what have you been up to?

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Uhm, I sleep a lot. And eat. And watch Netflix. And drink. Sometimes a lot of drinking.

2. Have you thought about grad school?

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Before this very moment the thought had never once crossed my mind.

3. Have you heard back from any job interviews?

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Yes, I just keep telling them I don't really want a job.

4. Are you still living at home? Don't you want to get your own place?

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I totally would move out, but I just blew through my savings on a new Porsche.

5. Do you miss college?

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Is that a real question?

6. Have you kept in touch with your friends from school?

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No, I actually fell off the face of the earth after graduation.

7. Are you thinking about going to law school?

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Yes, because every English/ history/ government/ latin studies major goes to law school. The world really needs an army of lawyers.

8. You look good, have you lost weight?

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Yes, let's talk about my weight as I shovel stuffing down my throat.