1. There was media blitz.
3. A shady bouncy house rental truck.
4. Drag queens.
6. And their male counterparts.
8. Drag queens.
9. Opening act Diplo kicking it old-school.
10. Sweet T-shirts.
11. This guy seated next to me, FaceTiming.
12. Hot sécurité.
13. Madonna arriving via cage.
14. Madonna riding a stripper nun like a surfbort.
15. And recreating The Last Supper.
16. *still* FaceTiming.
17. Madonna looking fierce and being all Madonna and shit.
18. Gravity-defying dancers.
19. Madonna singing "La Vie en Rose."
20. A medley featuring dancing Frida Kahlos.
21. ...that served Guelaguetza relaness.
22. Apparently, the dancers' headdresses were designed by Gucci.
23. Madonna with maracas.
24. Madonna giving fans that big cape reveal they've been waiting for since the Brit Awards.
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