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The creepy little bastards are here, watching every single thing you do and, trust me, they have a clear agenda:
1. They're the embodiment of pure evil.
2. They're also known pranksters.
3. They defiantly zip line through your kitchen when you're not looking.
4. They're staunch Patriots fans.
5. They steal championship belts they clearly did not earn.
6. "Funny. I just bought tooth paste yesterday."
7. What?! Hold on.
8. They throw mad ragers.
9. They spew propaganda to other toys and try to lead them on an unrighteous path.
10. Honestly?
11. Exhibit B)
12. Receipt C)
13. Step away from the Dream Vette!
14. They relieve themselves on your glorious poinsettias.
15. They are the definition of "incorrigible."
16. Srsly?
17. The little buggers turn on their own.
18. They're the reason your Fireball stash keeps getting depleted.
19. The devilish creatures are also why you can't keep good amaretto around.
20. ...and why you always seem to run out of toilet paper at inopportune times.
21. Mm-hmm.
22. They torture your other holiday decorations with glee.
23. EXCUSE ME TYRANT, THOSE ARE FOR SANTA.
24. Someone please do something!
25. Finally, justice is served.
See you next year, jerk...or not!
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