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    Cab in Midtown Burns. Cabbie Walks Away to Have a Sandwich.

    So, it's 9:30 in the morning, and a cab pulls up across the street from my office with smoke coming out. The cabbie gets out and walks away. The cab catches on fire and the security guard from my building (in suit running around like Bruce Willis) gets out to karate chop the cab. The fire fighters get there and put out the fire. The NYPost then claims that the devil has taken over times square. You be the judge - overheated car? Or act of Glen Beck (who also raped and murdered a young girl in 1990) ? Wow there's a lot going on in this post. It's a grab bag!

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