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23 Questions You Will Ask If You Decide To Watch "Made In Chelsea"

You know that posh programme on E4 that some people keep raving on about? Here is what you'll say if you actually sit down and watch a few episodes.

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9. And what is the appeal of southwest London? There's just garden centres, shops, and posh dinners. / Made in Chelsea / Monkey Productions

Oh, there's a museum and a place you can buy a dog a coat from too.

10. Why do they keep bumping into each other?

Made in Chelsea / Monkey Productions /

If you unclick the "mute" button above you will see what I mean.

11. "Oh hey, Jamie, it's Andy. Fancy bumping into you." Why do you follow this with a personal question?

Made in Chelsea / Monkey Business / /

15. Do people watch this show because they like these people, or because they are jealous of them?

Made in Chelsea / Monkey Pictures /

Because if they are jealous, it's hard to know what they are jealous about.


18. Or dressing up like this and talking about feelings?

Made in Chelsea / Monkey Business /


Clarification: The author of this piece does not know any posh people from southwest London.

20. Or sitting down eating dinner in silence?

Made in Chelsea / Monkey Business /

Unmute the above. Half the episode is like this.

Thank god the background music always kicks in or everything would be so much more awkward. / Made in Chelsea / Monkey Business /

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