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    23 Questions You Will Ask If You Decide To Watch "Made In Chelsea"

    You know that posh programme on E4 that some people keep raving on about? Here is what you'll say if you actually sit down and watch a few episodes.

    1. Why do these people in this show do yoga...

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    ...and then jump into an incredibly deep discussion about someone else's complex relationship issues?

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    2. Or go out in a 4X4 to a forest, get stuck in a ditch...

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    ...and then proceed to talk about about their friend being sad because Jamie has cheated on them?

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    Guys, how is the car?

    3. Why doesn't anyone respect privacy?

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    To this, I would reply: "There is no news on Jamie. Jamie tells you to get a grip."

    4. And why do they argue about their issues like this?

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    They talk about it in such a complicated fashion that you don't understand it at all.

    5. Do people really talk about feelings THIS MUCH?

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    It's British to sit there feeling sad staring at your shoes. There is no <3.

    6. Do any of these people actually have jobs?

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    Oh, wait. Talking about their feelings in a complicated fashion is their job.

    7. In fact, do they ever leave southwest London?

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    You can get out of Kensington and Chelsea. Don't be scared.

    8. Do you know that there is a London?

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    9. And what is the appeal of southwest London? There's just garden centres, shops, and posh dinners.

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    Oh, there's a museum and a place you can buy a dog a coat from too.

    10. Why do they keep bumping into each other?

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    If you unclick the "mute" button above you will see what I mean.

    11. "Oh hey, Jamie, it's Andy. Fancy bumping into you." Why do you follow this with a personal question?

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    12. What are these Frasier-style quotes in aid of?

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    13. Are they weather forecasts? Fortune cookies?

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    14. Why does this happen all the time during this show?

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    Their names. Why are their names popping up all the time?

    15. Do people watch this show because they like these people, or because they are jealous of them?

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    Because if they are jealous, it's hard to know what they are jealous about.

    16. Do real posh people do single dinner dates?

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    17. Ballroom dancing?

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    18. Or dressing up like this and talking about feelings?

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    #FEELINGS

    Clarification: The author of this piece does not know any posh people from southwest London.

    19. And why are there so many moments where all the characters are standing around in silence?

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    20. Or sitting down eating dinner in silence?

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    Unmute the above. Half the episode is like this.

    21. Or silently leaning by a silent bridge having a silent moment silence?

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    Thank god the background music always kicks in or everything would be so much more awkward.

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    22. AND WHY DOES IT ALL LOOK SO GLOWY?

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    There's this constant glow in Made in Chelsea.

    23. Has someone smothered the screen with this?

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    Or some nice organic olive oil from Waitrose.

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