This Is What We All Learned From The "Apprentice" Coach-From-Hell Episode

    Watch The Apprentice on BBC One or iPlayer and then come here. Here's every single thing that mattered from this week.

    1. What did we learn from this week's Apprentice? Well, Nick Hewer in a car park looks cooler than you.

    2. Daniel came out with some more horrific boasts.

    3. James likes to negotiate discounts so steep you end up thinking that you are actually being robbed.

    Here's a still of the woman's facial expression, by the way.

    4. Team Tenacity didn't sell enough tickets so they went to see some focus groups.

    5. You're interrupting their half-attended dinner.

    6. The coaches then departed and Felipe was wearing a very impressive jacket.

    7. Meanwhile on Team Summit they welcomed customers in a NOT AT ALL awkward way.

    8. And then shouted farmyard songs, which caused Karren Brady to do this.

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    9. We also learned that Tenacity's lunch looked like it might kill you and everyone you love.

    10. This review by Mark more or less sums it all up.

    11. Still, could be worse. This happened on Summit's coach.

    12. This was swiftly followed by commentary about Canterbury that led a passenger to do this.

    13. Meanwhile, on Felipe's boat he offered passengers a list.

    14. If only if they had run that past BuzzFeed first.

    15. We learnt that Karren can give shade wearing shades.

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    So much shade right now.

    16. And that Daniel goes into a mega sulk if anyone criticises his boasting, even if nearly all of his boasts are lies.

    17. But don't hate him too much. His boasts are *sometimes amazing*. Remember this one?