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This Is What Every Episode Of "Grand Designs" Is Like

Kevin McCloud disses the building for 49 minutes. Then he loves it!

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You only watch Grand Designs because it has this funky opening theme tune. AM I RIGHT?

Via youtube.com / Channel 4

"UH AH AH AH UH AH AH AH AH UH AH AH AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..."

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The programme opens with an interview with people who either have more money than sense or more sense than money.

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"To save money we're going to live in this small caravan with our four children until the house is built."

Kevin ponders whether the build is too ambitious / not risky enough / unsuitable for the local area.

Channel 4 / Via youtube.com

"I think the build is too ambitious / not risky enough / unsuitable for the local area."

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Kevin walks slowly towards the camera with his hands in his pockets, coming out with a story about how the house represents something meaningful.

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