Local Newspaper Apologises After Mistakenly Stoking Fears Of Apocalyptic War Between Man And Goat

    Yes really, you read that right.

    Published in today's edition of The Argus in Brighton.

    Well that's a relief. This was our future.

    The interview was published last Saturday and it led to a pretty interesting reader response.

    You might recognise The Argus. It is known for pretty dramatic newspaper headlines like this.

    Giant Stiletto Found on Beach! Another great #Brighton Argus headline

    And this. <3 you Argus.