1. The '90s were painful because everyone said this to you all the time.
2. They also played or quoted this to you too.
Oh shut up. We do know.
3. This also gets quoted to you an awful lot, even though you correct them with the following important point.
4. You feel pain when you get emails like this.
5. Then there's the fact that you always get asked "are you called Scott because you're from Scotland?"
6. And if you say that you aren't Scottish, you get this.
7. Still, could be worse. You could be asked this.
8. Or something like this.
Nope, and Scott was his surname.
9. You also get *suggestions* for your lovely name.
10. Sure. Why didn't I think of this earlier?
11. And you know you can never marry a person whose surname is Scott.
Otherwise your name would be Scott Scott and people would tease you.
12. You purchase products that share your name because you feel a weird personal connection.
13. You tell others that Scott bikes are the best bikes.
14. And that these are the best toilet rolls.
15. And that these are the best facial tissues there are.
oh my gosh my lifelong dream of having a tissue box company has finally come true!!!!!!!!!
16. And of course you tell anyone who'll listen that these dogs are the best dogs.
17. And you take pride in the fact that your name features in the best movie catchphrase of the '80s.
