17 Times The Celebrities Were Awful At "Bake Off" And It Was Enjoyable As Hell
And it made us appreciate how hard baking actually is to do properly.
1. Nobody has a bloody clue what anything is.
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2. Especially when it comes to making football pitches.
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3. They also have ideas that haven't been thought of before and probably won't be thought of again.
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4. They aren't bothered about measuring correctly.
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BANG!
5. They really aren't good at measuring correctly.
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They don’t measure the ingredients for you, Maddy.
6. They aren't that good at preparing their food.
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BANG BANG BANG BANG
7. Practising at home doesn't make any difference.
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8. Knowing how to use an oven? Not a problem.
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9. Removing their bake from the tin? Not a problem.
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10. But no worries, at least everything tastes OK.
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11. And Paul and Mary are very complimentary.
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12. So long as you eat the right part of the cake.
"Don't eat there because that is the top of my makeup mirror."
13. Oh well. It could be worse.
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14. The people of Twitter are right. It does look a bit like Darth Vader's mask from The Force Awakens.
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15. But they are good at making up cakes that would get you absolutely shitfaced in three seconds.
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16. Actually fuck the cakes, let's get drunk.
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17. And fuck the consequences.
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(Victoria Coren Mitchell claims she's cutting onions but she's wearing glasses just after the Bloody Mary cupcakes so SURE, VICTORIA, SURE.)
UPDATE: Victoria Coren did have many shots of vodka.
