Buzz·Posted on 18 Jun 201426 Of The Most Mindbendingly Insane Outfits Worn In The History Of Ascot's Ladies DayThese people must be in so much pain now. I wonder what was going through their minds whilst they wore this.by Scott BryanBuzzFeed Entertainment Editor, UKFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. "Hello". Chris Jackson / Getty Images 2. "Welcome to Ascot." Tim Whitby / Getty Images 3. "Where all your dreams come true." Handout / Getty Images 4. "We don't compete for really big hairdos here." Chris Jackson / Getty 5. "Absolutely not." John Stillwell/PA Archive/Press Association 6. "Remember... the more subtle the hat, the better." Peter Macdiarmid / Staff 7. "Wearing loud clothes is not encouraged." s3.amazonaws.com 8. "See? This is not over the top in the slightest." Getty Images / Staff 9. "Just so you know, breakfast is served till 10am." Ben Pruchnie / Getty Images / Stringer 10. "So make sure that you bring along brunch." PA/PA Archive/Press Association Images 11. "Please remember to leave your phone at home." REX USA/Daily Mail / Rex 12. "Ensure your hat reflects the news agenda." Tim Ireland/PA Archive/Press Association 13. "Trophies for the World Cup, for example." Sean Dempsey/PA Archive/Press Association No before you question it that isn't a penis. 14. "Don't wear hats so big you can barely see." Julian Herbert / Getty Images 15. "Otherwise you might end up looking a bit weird." Scott Barbour / Getty Images 16. "Plus you might not know where you are right now." Scott Barbour / Getty Images 17. "Also, don't wear black. Black is not great." Julian Herbert / Getty Staff 18. "If you don't have a hat, improvise." Stuart Wilson / Getty Images / Stringer 19. "Consider using connected upside down umbrellas." Peter Macdiarmid / Staff 20. "Or a catalogue advertising boutique cream toilets." Chris Jackson / Getty Images 21. "Or a Blue Peter replica of the venue itself." REX USA/Jamie Wiseman / Associated Newspapers / Rex 22. "Or whatever you can grab from your hedge." Paul Gilham / Getty Images 23. "Or... fuck it... your favourite plant pot." REX USA/Alex Lentati / Evening Standard / Rex 24. "Or the bottom bit from a can of chopped vegetables." Paul Gilham / Staff 25. "Or a fresh pint of modern milk." David Parry/PA Archive/Press Association Images 26. "GOD BLESS YOU ROYAL ASCOT." Peter Macdiarmid / Getty Images May you always look a bit weird.