Daytime shows are shit. It's just this over and over.
BUT NOT ANY MORE. There's this show on C4.
So basically the show consists of this...
The first one consists of the dogs having to jump into a swimming pool to receive a ball...
Just before the dogs jump in there's this tension.
Then BOOM. The dog dives in and the timer starts.
This dog did very well. Just look the time.
But some of the dogs don't do that well.
The first round has now concluded, so let's have a look at the world's most straightforward scoreboard.
Think that the first challenge is pretty random? This is absolutely nothing compared to the second one.
Some dogs are very very good at this competition.
Whilst some of the other dogs are crap at this.
They either push the balls in absolutely every single direction apart from the goal or just stand there, alone, barking into oblivion.
And after the balls and golden have been counted up, it's time for the most exciting and confusing round of all.
IT. REALLY. IS. QUITE. AMAZING.
There's even a temptation bit during the course, where dogs get deducted points if they touch these.
Some dogs manage the dogstacle course well.
But other dogs?
Will they manage to get through the hoop?
Now the next jump. C'mon... you can do it!
Jump over the fence?
JUST JUMP ABOVE THE BLOODY FENCE.
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?
LEAVE THAT BLOODY BONE ALONE.
THE FINISH LINE. JUST END IT. JUST END NOW.
