Are Your Opinions Of "The Great British Bake Off" The Right Ones?
"For filing it away, in the folder that says NEVER BAKE AGAIN."
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Mel or Sue?
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vote votesMel
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vote votesSue
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Mary or Paul?
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vote votesMary
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vote votesPaul
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Which Bake Off character would you most want to be in your family: Val or Norman?
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vote votesNorman
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vote votesVal
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4.
Which of these is the best GBBO bake?
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vote votesIan's fucked baked alaska
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vote votesPaul's bread lion
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vote votesNadiya's fizzy pop cheesecakes
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vote votesDorret's forest gâteau
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5.
Which of these Bake Off finale speeches is the most emotional?
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vote votesNadiya: "I'm never, ever going to put boundaries on myself ever again."
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vote votesMary: "Sheer perfection...and I enjoyed every minute."
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vote votesVal: "Whenever I make anything, I stir love into it, I knead love into it."
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vote votesCandice: "I did it! I'm good! I'm good enough!"
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And what about these non-emotional moments from Bake Off?
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vote votesAndrew's Mona Lisa face
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vote votesNorman's Pieful Tower
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vote votesSelasi being so damn chill
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vote votesTamal summing up life
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vote votesVal making a Noah's Ark with one elephant
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vote votesJane's secret moustache
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7.
Which Mary Berry facial expression is the sassiest one?
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vote votes"How about no?"
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vote votes"How about NO."
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vote votes"Fuck no."
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vote votes"Oh, yeah?"
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vote votes"I can't."
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vote votes"Let's smell hemp."
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Which of these innuendos is the dirtiest?
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vote votesMary: "I'll eat some carpet."
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vote votesMary: "They're all very uniform. Six inches. You're very good with precision."
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vote votesCandice: "It's important to give your sausages a good squeeze."
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vote votesPaul: "We've got 12 fantastic bakers to break in."
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vote votesSue: "I can't wait to romp in your forest, Ian."
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vote votesMary: "Better have a banana for lunch."
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vote votesMel: "How about Ian's massive three-in-one tower?"
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Which James jumper is the most arousing?
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vote votes"Hi there."
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vote votes"My name is James."
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vote votes"And I wear."
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vote votes"The best goddamn jumpers."
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10.
BBC line-up or Channel 4 line-up?
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vote votesBBC
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vote votesChannel 4