I Read The New "Fifty Shades" Book, And It Is Absolutely Batshit
E. L. James' new book is called Grey. We need to talk about how crazy this book is. NSFW language ahead – including the phrase "music to my dick".
I received a book in the post today.
It's Fifty Shades of Grey, this time written from the perspective of Christian Grey.
So, armed with a highlighter pen, I decided to read and live-tweet the whole thing.
Here are my thoughts.