"Bake Off" Just Out Innuendo'd Itself And Nothing Will Save You Now
“If they don’t, the bottom will blow off the top so the top literally falls off.”
The Great British Bake Off is known, renowned even, for broadcasting unintentional sexual innuendos on British television:
And it's been getting increasingly intense: Last year, Mary Berry, whilst complimenting Candice's biscuit sculpture of a pub, said that she will "eat a bit of carpet."
Well, the Bake Off contestants had to make a cottage loaf in this week's episode, and the episode started with this SUPER INTENSE line from baker Stacey.
And then in the bit of the technical, where Paul and Prue give an outline of how the technicals should be done, it went from 0 to 1,000,000,000 really quick.
Here's what happened:
IT SOMEHOW GOT EVEN MORE INTENSE THAN THIS.
Everything about this is so strange.
Later in the episode, we also saw a snail Showstopper from Julia that quite honestly looked like a penis.
God bless The Great British Bake Off.
The baker with the super-intense line was Stacey. An earlier version of this post misstated her name.