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    "Springwatch" Has Got So Much Sexual Innuendo It's Unbelievable

    "Beaver wrangling. That's a first for me."

    1. In one episode they talked about newts.

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    2. They've been captivated by a stickleback fish.

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    3. Things then escalated very quickly.

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    4. What is going on?

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    5. What?!!

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    A-N-A-L.

    6. This show is very sexual.

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    7. And a little bit creepy.

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    8. And a little bit seedy.

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    9. In one feature they chatted to a "beaver expert".

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    10. He asked very important questions.

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    11. They hoovered the beaver to make sure it was OK.

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    12. The beavers had an operation, but they're all fine.

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    13. It was a delightful feature.

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    The beavers were pregnant! We were promised a "beaver extravaganza".

    14. They then released the beavers into the wild.

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    15. Meanwhile, Michaela went on an adventure.

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    16. Then Martin chipped in and said this.

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    I know I haven't seen one.

    17. He also said this, in a feature about how to make a bees' nest in your own back garden.

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    18. Michaela had some difficulty attaching a hosepipe to the bees' nest, which was a shame.

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    19. And none of these innuendos even come CLOSE to what Chris Packham said last year.

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    No one can touch you, Chris. No one.

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