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Channel 4's "The Jump" Is The Most Awesomely Underwhelming Show On TV

The show really should be called 'Celebrities On A Slide'.

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So there's a show on Channel 4 called THE JUMP.

THE JUMP! Celebrities jumping off a ski jump followed by INJURIES.
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THE JUMP! Celebrities jumping off a ski jump followed by INJURIES.

We were all expecting something like...

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....

The trailer made the jumps look EXHILARATING.

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The presenters were jazzing up the jumps throughout the first fifty minutes of the whole show. They took place in the last ten minutes.

Which celebrities will have to face the jump? Which celebrities will be risking life and limb?
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Which celebrities will have to face the jump?

Which celebrities will be risking life and limb?

It's Richie from 5ive! GO RICHIE GO.

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HERE HE GOES..................................?

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Let's have a look at that in slow motion.

I mean. WHAT?

BUT WAIT THERE'S ANOTHER CONTESTANT. And it's hairdresser Nicky Clarke OBE. This could be amazing.
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BUT WAIT THERE'S ANOTHER CONTESTANT.

And it's hairdresser Nicky Clarke OBE. This could be amazing.

GET READY GUYS. HERE NICKY GOES.

AAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHH... oh.

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That's just a slide isn't it? Isn't it?

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I mean.

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THAT'S INCHES CHANNEL 4. INCHES.

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