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Can You Tell Which One Of These Ridiculous "Apprentice" Boasts Is The Real One?

The Apprentice announced new candidates this morning, just when you thought 2016 had turned a corner.

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  1. 1. Which of these Apprentice boasts are real?

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    "I haven't got any enemies. They're all dead."
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    "I regret not becoming a scientist so I could clone myself and be more successful in half the time."
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    "I was born in 1989 and the Berlin Wall then fell down. Concidence?"
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's the second one.

    It will only get worse.

    It's the second one.
    Via bbc.co.uk
  2. 2. Which of these Apprentice boasts are real?

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    "I know the secret recipe to Coca-Cola."
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    "My wife calls me Mr President."
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    "I have been sued 13 times. Just banter."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's the second one.

    One of this year's candidates. Joy.

    It's the second one.
    Via FreemantleMedia / BBC / Twitter: @bbcapprentice
  3. 3. Which of these Apprentice boasts are real?

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    "I haven't got any business experience, which is good because I don't need any."
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    "I need to be the CEO, CFO, COO, CRO, everything."
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    "I'm a vegetarian. But in the boardroom, I eat meat. I eat all the meat."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's the second one.

    She also wants to be the CEO, CFO, MFI, TGI, BBC, DFS...

    It's the second one.
    Via BBC / FremantleMedia
  4. 4. Which of these Apprentice boasts are real?

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    "I'm simply the best. Better than all the rest. Better than anyone. Anyone I've ever met."
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    "I'm the type of person that doesn't take five hours to do one job. I do 20 jobs in five hours."
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    "I have not just played Monopoly. I am Monopoly."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's the second one.

    The first one is Tina Turner lyrics.

    It's the second one.
    Via BBC / FreemantleMedia
  5. 5. Which of these Apprentice boasts are real?

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    "I will work through illness. I will even work when I'm dead."
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    "I invented the fish finger sandwich."
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    "I was one of the top 100 Columbians elected by the Colombian government, which was an honour because I was with people like Shakira."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's the third one.

    I love Shakira.

    It's the third one.
    Via FreemantleMedia / BBC
  6. 6. Which of these Apprentice boasts are real?

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    "If all business was like music then I'm a mixture between The Beatles and Justin Bieber."
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    "I don't fear any candidates. The only things I fear are tsumanis, volcanoes and ebola."
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    "I can make you undress just by using my thoughts."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's one of this year's candidates!

    2016 is awful.

    It's one of this year's candidates!
    Via Twitter: @bbcapprentice
  7. 7. Which of these Apprentice boasts are real?

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    "I see myself as a modern day mixture of Dalai Lama and Steve Jobs."
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    "I see myself as a modern day mixture of Marilyn Monroe and Joan of Arc."
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    "I see myself as a modern day mixture of Condoleezza Rice and Ashton Kutcher."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's the second one.

    Nope, not the first.

    It's the second one.
    Via BBC / FreemantleMedia
  8. 8. Which of these Apprentice boasts are real?

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    "Only the weak children own hamsters."
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    "People who sell the Big Issue make me angry."
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    "I actually beat The Crystal Maze, therefore I am qualified."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's the second one.

    Nobody has ever won The Crystal Maze, I think.

    It's the second one.
    Via BBC / youtube.com
  9. 9. Which of these Apprentice boasts are real?

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    "I consider myself to be the Brad Pitt of the teacher training industry."
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    "I consider myself to be the Leonardo DiCaprio of the small-to-medium sized accounting industry."
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    'I consider myself to be the Jennifer Lawrence of the air traffic control industry."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's the first one.

    My parents are air traffic controllers and they are both the Jennifer Lawrences of that industry. Don't mess with them.

    It's the first one.
    Via FremantleMedia / bbc.co.uk
  10. 10. Which of these Apprentice boasts are real?

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    "I am the Finding Nemo of business."
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    "I only speak one language: Business. Oh and a bit of French."
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    "I am the next billion dollar unicorn."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's the third one.

    It's one of this year's candidates. UGH.

    It's the third one.
    Via FreemantleMedia / Twitter: @bbcapprentice
  11. 11. Which of these Apprentice boasts are real?

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    "My absolute worst nightmare is getting to age 40 with a £50,000 salary and a four-year-old Toyota. It's not going to happen."
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    "People will look back at my life and go, 'That was the start of the second British Industrial Revolution."
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    "I'm going to be the first person to walk on Jupiter."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's the first one.

    He was fired.

    It's the first one.
    Via BBC / FremantleMedia
  12. 12. And finally... which one of these boasts are real?

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    "I would probably liken myself to the snake from the garden of Eden. I would sliver up and I would be like 'Hello. Do you want to eat this apple?"
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    "I am oxygen. Without me, you can't breath."
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    "I'M A BUSINESS DRAGON AND INSTEAD OF FIRE I BREATH GOOD BUSINESS DECISIONS."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's the first one.

    This is distressing.

    It's the first one.
    Via FremantleMedia / bbc.co.uk
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