1. Successful men are always wearing tailored suits...
You haven't worn a suit in years, so you decide to buy one. For weeks wearing one feels like this.
2. An hour later... What's that down your trouser leg? Oh, that's right, a food stain that won't ever come out.
3. You wash clothes, and then you have to do the ironing. But you're not that much of an ironing expert.
4. You're also not that much of a DIY master either.
5. And do you know how to bleed your radiators? Errrrrrrrrrrr.....? ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMM.....
6. And the prospect of wiring a plug? Terrifying.
7. What else are you guilty of? Oh, that's right. Putting every single thing you own into the dishwasher in one go.
8. You leave empty bottles next to the shower that you don't replace, for absolutely no apparent reason.
9. Then one day you decide to be a REAL MAN and cook something. You feel really ambitious. You find the most complicated recipe at your disposal...
10. Problem? Your cupboards look like this.
11. Problem? You have no idea what half the ingredients are. You spend four hours in the supermarket.
12. You then cook. You use ALL kitchen equipment.
HOLY HELL YOU ARE THE GREATEST MAN EVER.
13. Then the next day's dinner? Fuck it, I'll have this again.
14. You also decide to buy some men's magazines to feel like a REAL man. A man of sophisticated brilliance.
15. After reading these magazines, how do you feel?
16. It could be worse. You could be reading Men's Health.
WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE SUCH TONED ABS?