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    13 Items You Need To Buy Dave Benson Phillips So He Will Come To Yours And Play "Get Your Own Back"

    Yes. You did read that correctly.

    Remember Dave Benson Phillips from the classic CBBC gameshow Get Your Own Back?

    Of course you do.

    IT'S THE SHOW WITH ALL THE GUNGE. REMEMBER?

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    Dave isn't on TV that much these days. Instead, you can usually find him performing versions of Get Your Own Back in places such as student's unions.

    And Dave uses his Twitter account to find business.

    If you follow him you'll often see tweets like this.

    Taken things easy since the end of panto. Time for me to get back into the swing of things...

    Dave Benson Phillips@DaveBensonPhill

    Taken things easy since the end of panto. Time for me to get back into the swing of things...

    11:33 AM - 24 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    MAD MARCH dates still available. Offer closes midnight, 14th February 2014. Visit http://t.co/hEjUse8MRx

    Dave Benson Phillips@DaveBensonPhill

    MAD MARCH dates still available. Offer closes midnight, 14th February 2014. Visit http://t.co/hEjUse8MRx

    12:42 PM - 4 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Spent the weekend uploading and tweaking things on my website. If you've got some spare time, please visit http://t.co/hEjUse8MRx

    Dave Benson Phillips@DaveBensonPhill

    Spent the weekend uploading and tweaking things on my website. If you've got some spare time, please visit http://t.co/hEjUse8MRx

    04:32 PM - 20 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    And now, you don't even need to give him any cash. Fans have started to notice this page on his personal website.

    davebensonphillips.bksites.net

    So, what do you need to get him to perform round your place? Well according to his website JUST ONE of the following items.

    1. You need to buy him a "large outdoor marquee."

    Nick Maher / Flickr: Flickr: churchillmarquees / Via Creative Commons

    2. Or "flooring (interior) for the marquee."

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    3. "Cloth covers and table cloths."

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    4. "Enough juggling balls to teach a class of twenty people."

    5. "A meal at Nando's."

    Yes really. Dave Benson Phillips will perform for you if you take him to Nando's.

    6. "A Nando's Black Card."

    Why? Well according to Dave "Tinie Tempah has one, apparently."

    7. "A 2/3 Berth Caravan (Freedom or ERIBA)."

    8. "A leather 3-piece suite."

    9. "A meal after a TV, radio, film, stage appearance."

    I'm starting to think that Dave Benson Phillips just needs some food.

    10. "Bouncy castles."

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    As "bouncy castles" is plural, one is not enough. You need multiple bouncy castles.

    11. "A game of Twister."

    12. "6 x very strong trestle tables."

    13. Or "Sooty and Sweep puppets (for my son)."

    Here's the full list. It really is QUITE amazing.

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